My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Mood killers - part 1I used to have a Nigerian girlfriend. We were in that very special place where we're buck naked, spooning and both acutely aware that the horizontal monster mash was inevitable. Then I look down at my cock resting between her arse cheeks.
"Look at that! It looks like a negative of a hot dog!"
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:05, 12 replies)
Very funnyI spat half a chewed dorito on to the keyboard after reading that!
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GeniusClick click click click!
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Brilliant!*clicks furiously*
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:)genius! *click*
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I was logged out at work...But I just had to click.
*clicks*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:09, closed)
Ahaha! Again!These are brilliant!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:27,
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I'm GonnaTell that one to the Mrs tonight.
Nay I'm going to actually act out the whole sketch when we fall into bed probably pissed tonight.
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I've been getting closeto such a lady lately at work. If the time comes, I'm so using that. Click
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That's so horriblebut so very amusing none the less. *clicks*
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Bwa ha ha!!What did she say?
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hahahaha!Now I have this idea in my head about a dark-skinned man and light-skinned woman at an orgy, and a very stoned person who happens upon them in that position and proceeds to do the obvious. I'm not entirely certain that there isn't something wrong with my head.
Also: so, did you get the $200 million that was waiting for you out of Nigeria?
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