My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Men lie to get sexOoh thats not a misconception ;)
My 1st BF told me he wouldnt get me pregnant but we could have fun by using the backdoor.
A couple weeks of him getting his jollies and my wincing and thinking why arent I enjoying this, and he was history.
The second BF showed me what fun it could be, and how!
Was fun for a few months until he told me he couldnt keep up with my wanting sex 3 times a day or more and his wife had decided they should try for a baby.
Wife?!!
Dallied with women for a while after that.
Same shit , different gender
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:29, 6 replies)
WOMFThis just got me totally hawt.
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I don't know....girls are better kissers.
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On the same linesMen give better blowjobs.
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Yeah butwomen are better finger fuckers. Trust me on this one.
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Seems like you used to go for complete arsehatsof both genders.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:16,
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I have never...I have never paid or lied to get sex, consequently I have numverous conquests (all have been rubbish)so I either need to lie to get the ones totally out of my league or pay for a professional job.
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