My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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"when they discover girls/boys"It seems to be generally believed that boys only start getting interested in sex/romance at a particular age.
From what I can remember, I've always wanted to do stuff to the ladies. I remember watching a woman on TV singing 'All That Jazz' and finding the line about pulling her stocking down unbearably erotic; this would have been long before puberty. Also having a thing for the (cartoon) woman on Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids.
Am I just a Ron Jeremy style freak of nature?
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NoRemember Jenny Hanley on Magpie in the 70s? I would have been around 4-7 years old when she was on. I didn't know what exactly but I definitely wanted to do something to her.
Link:
www.donbrockway.com/Dinah%27s%20Daughter%20Jenny%20Hanley.jpg
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:25,
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Betty Rubble from the Flintstonesrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:45,
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WellI would go with Wilma... but I'd be thinking of Betty...
Points?
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:32,
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Red DwarfPrizes?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:10,
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not at allI went through a long stretch at age 5 where I was totally in love with Princess Diana. I wanted to kiss her so badly!
I fantasized these elaborate plans for how to get close enough to her to ask her to marry me. The thought that she might say no (or that her then hubby might object) never crossed my mind.
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TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:48,
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When I was six I wanted to tie up boys I liked and molest their willies, and it's not like I was exposed to S&M porn or anything.
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!?What the crikey fuck?
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yes to yhis^crikey fuck indeed!!! :o
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