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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Lying bastards....
I was told by an older family member that a girl would fall in love with any boy who's semen she had ingested.

I spent years wanking into cups of tea, cans of coke and any foodstuffs that had potential to be eaten by the then object of my desires.

Nearly shat myself when a girls dad ate a chocolate eclair that I had spunked into.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:42, 5 replies)
an excellent fusion of two QOTWs
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:56, closed)
I like this
But I fear you
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, closed)
I like your style.

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:55, closed)
I'll be the first to say this
I bet he found it in poor taste!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 21:14, closed)
Muchly *click*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:25, closed)

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