My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Lying bastards....I was told by an older family member that a girl would fall in love with any boy who's semen she had ingested.
I spent years wanking into cups of tea, cans of coke and any foodstuffs that had potential to be eaten by the then object of my desires.
Nearly shat myself when a girls dad ate a chocolate eclair that I had spunked into.
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combinationan excellent fusion of two QOTWs
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:56,
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I like your style.(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:55, closed)
I'll be the first to say thisI bet he found it in poor taste!
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