Male lesbian!!
Right.

I was ten years old and dicovered my cock wasn't just for pissing out of.
Cue FRANTIC wanking that nearly put me in a coma.

Anyway, a few weeks later I overhear a group of 'bigger boys' talking.
These individuals where mature- almost fully grown men.
They must have been all of 12.
One 'bigger boy' said "Well,yeah - if you wank yourself off it means you're gay. Scientific fact that is. Baz told me and he's like 14."

My reaction? - Holy fucking fuck!! I'm GAY!!

But i went over the situation in my 10 year old brain and came up with the following logic.

Fact 1. - I enjoy wanking.
Fact 2. - If you wank, you're gay. (Bigger boys said it so it HAD to be true)
Fact 3. - When wanking i was thinking about girls.
Fact 4. - Gay people who are attracted to women are called lesbians.

Conclusion - I'M A LESBIAN!!!!!

NIGHTMARE!!!

Seriously, for 2 YEARS i really thought i was a lesbian. When lads made jokes about lesbians i used to get all paranoid and think "Shit!!They KNOW!!"

Funny now. But at the time it was a BIG DEAL.


I'm nearly 40 now and strangely enough i have ended up having sex with a few lesbians.
And no, i don't mean bisexuals. I mean i was the first man they ever slept with.

SHIT!! Maybe the 'bigger boys' where right after all!!

I must just have the world's biggest clitoris and descended ovaries.

It's no wonder i'm on medication.
(spiff, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 20:53, 11 replies)

Clickerty Click
Bugger me that deserves one million clicks.

pity they aint working.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:43, closed)

hang on
they are now
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:44, closed)

Yes!
When I learnt that being gay was having sex with another man and as I was a man having sex with myself... that must mean I'm gay! Shit! The informing program featured middle aged men discussing the telling of the wife, kids and parents and all this time I was in tears thinking "how am I going to tell my mum?!" I was 9 ffs!
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:53, closed)

This needs to be the top page
Bloody brilliant.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:14, closed)

I, too, have known the love of the sisterhood.
It's good innit?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 3:14, closed)

Hmm
Women who have sex with men = not lesbians
(DiscoStew, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:43, closed)

Nonsense
Pretty much no one is 100% one way or another, and the bits work the same way on everyone. Plenty of gay people have had sex with the other side out of necessity or curiosity and can even enjoy it (just as straight people can occasionally experiment with gay sex). Doesn't change the fundamentals.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 13:05, closed)

^^ this
I have a big thing about sexuality being on a 'sliding scale' rather than distinct groups.
(fluffytail, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 18:27, closed)

^^
That's the Kinsey Scale.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:05, closed)

^-- hell yes
that's it!
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:23, closed)

Heh
I once had sex with a mostly-gay lady (some of the best I've ever had, by the way), and as she was grinding her thigh into my crotch, had to remind her "Boy! Boy! Boy here! External genitals!"
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:25, closed)