My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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.what kind of idiot gets misconceptions about the easiest thing ever.
All you do is put your willy in there bum and piss.
Right??
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:49, 7 replies)
You think you're joking,but this accurately represents certain elements of the sex lives of certain people.
I shall say no more, for fear of being outed as a perv.
Again.
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ButIt really is difficult to piss with a hard on :(
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actually i dont have a problem pissing with a hardonits doing a handstand at the same time thats the problem
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It's not that difficult to piss with a hardonIt's just bloody impossible to aim.
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targetIt's all a matter of trajectories and maintaining a constant flow rate
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:20,
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becausethat's why you wake up with a kickstand every morning, it's how your body stops you pissing last night's beer everywhere which has been steadily filling your bladder for 6 hours.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:21,
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yuck!I don't like putting my willy in piss
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:14,
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