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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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No matter how many times I've been sent the story via email or read it online,
I simply don't believe anyone has ever managed nor even wanted to accomplish the feat of inserting a live gerbil up their arse via a cardboard tube, never mind retrieving it in a comedy fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:06, 9 replies)
My cousin
swears he was working in a casualty department when a man was rushed in with a hamster up his bumpipe.

My cousin is a plumber.

I am sceptical.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:09, closed)
perhaps the internet
should suppy us with one?
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:24, closed)
ARMAGEDDON!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:15, closed)
Oh yes - Armageddon
Linky: Armageddon
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:10, closed)
Don't knock it...

til you've tried it.

Now...totally off subject, does anybody know any techniques on how to retrieve small rodents from...erm....tight spaces?

I may have to resort to lighting a small fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:30, closed)
You can tempt them out with chocolate.
Trufax!
(Milo Minderbinder, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:02, closed)
a patient
of mine had to have a full bowel resection because they had tried the whole hamster in a tube thing and it had crawled up their arse and it to his bowels. The hamster then died and rotted and killed off most of his bowel. True story.
(minsh, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:21, closed)
Now this is the thing, I can imagine it has actually happened,
but only because some idiot thought the myth was true and tried it, BUT, A) They must have a REALLY loose nipsy, and B) What else would it do up there except rip the guts apart with teeth and claws and then die? Therefore C) It's still a myth as it has never been a 'practice'.

You surely wouldn't try it twice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:01, closed)
Now that's
what I would assume would happen-your colon is so delicate I 'm sure gerbil claws would tear it to damp red shreds.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:27, closed)

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