My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Apparently...some Catholics believe that you can't get pregnant if you recite the Virgins Prayer before sex. It goes...
Blessed Mary We Believe
That Without Sin Thou Didst Conceive
If That Is True, And So Believing
May We Sin Without Conceiving?
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:00,
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i reckonmary was a right go'er
Joseph must have been sooo gullible.
mary "Im pregnant"
joeseph "but, but how? we havent had sex yet.."
mary "erm... imaculate conception"
joeseph "yeah you're right - must be"
i bet joeseph never got chance to rub chilli oil all over her love toy....
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The Immaculate Conception actually refers to the conception of Mary, not Jesus.(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:23,
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right you arei was wrong, its the virginal conception, (after checking the interwebs)
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id say he carved her one specialusing his mad carpentry skeeellllllllzzzzzzzz.
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I've always thoughtThat praying to God not to get pregnant is a little on the stupid side, considering what happened to Mary in the first place...
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MatJ LOOK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:38,
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THATwould be one of their less insane beliefs (though still 100% bonkers).
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:17,
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