Like a lot of people here, the majority of my sex education
came from the internet.

Imagine how disappointed I was when I found out that my sexual partners weren't into domination, being dominated, sadomasochism, bloodletting, electroplay, or, well, anything.

It was then that I realised how strange my own tastes were, and how unlikely it is that I'll ever meet anyone who is really sexually compatible with me.

No matter how many filthy PVC-clad goth girls I pick up from the pub.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:29, 12 replies)

t'will always be a disappointment
when "extreme" to everyone else means a pair of furry handcuffs...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:36, closed)

If I may quote Futurama
"Well, thanks to the internet I am now bored of sex"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:41, closed)

I've found much the opposite scenario.
Despite my attempts to find myself a well-adjusted, sensible, normal lady that likes all the normal things that ladies are supposed to like in the bedroom, every single girlfriend I've had has in some way wanted to be bitten/bled/cut/generally attacked when I'd rather have a quickie and a kiss.

It makes me think I must give off some sort of terrible sadistic air. Perhaps we should swap social circles?
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:43, closed)

Should be able to do something under the Trades Descriptions Act
It seems to me that pvc-clad goth girls who hang around in those pubs that have a "very dark" atmosphere turn out to be of the "quick fumble under the cover with the lights off" type, while the mild-mannered, glasses-wearing, never-wear-less-than-3-jumpers type is more likely to the "change-positions-at-half-time", "spend-all-day-in-bed-together" type.

...Or so I have been told. Ahem. By someone...
( Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:10, closed)

Its strange
but totally true.
(Tibble off the crack since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:14, closed)

^-- word up!
Kinky librarians FTW.
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 6:17, closed)

I never get bored with sex
cos I always leave the telly on.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:14, closed)

So go to fetish clubs.
Avoid TG though, it's shit.
( wangmaster2000, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:30, closed)

Where
do I find a decent fetish club?

Especially in my little northern cotton town.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:08, closed)

You go to a larger town, usually.
Go check out informedconsent.co.uk
(EssY, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:00, closed)

"No matter how many filthy PVC-clad goth girls I pick up from the pub."
forgive me for saying but...want
(El, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:38, closed)

Maybe you could make them kinky?
It's a slow process, of course--start them off on getting tied up with slik scarves, and thn move slowly to the kinkier things, but I understand it can happen.

If you don't have any success, move to San Francisco, where tying your girlfriend up is a third-date activity, if not a second. (Why yes, I do love living here, why do you ask? :-D )
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 6:19, closed)