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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Hmmm
You know - I'm racking my brains here.
I'm one of the youngest members here I'd reckon - I'm 16 (almost 17 - before you get all riled up and protective of my innocence and whatnot). And I'm pretty well informed.

I don't think I've ever had any misconceptions about sex and love.
Oh well - one.

I utterly revolted against my sexuality once I realised I was a "lesbian" (at 13!!!! for christ's sake). Thinking I was a freak and that I was going to hell, I frantically become a bit of a slut and tried to force myself to Like/Love/Want to Fuck men.

Hated it. I went out with some really lovely guys - there was only one who was a total FUCKTARD who would GIVE me an excuse not to like men (when I already didn't).

Eventually came to terms with the fact that I am who I am and my sexuality wasn't going to condemn me to hell.

I have a lovely girlfriend actually. She's Hawt stuff.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:35, 21 replies)
Oooo! you can't mention your a lesbian on here.
Some of the twats on here will think your pandering to all the young men, getting them all hot and bothered about thinking of girl on girl action.


I could name names but I wont.


Btw, good for you on finally being comfortable with your sexuality and finding a hot girlfriend. Woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:51, closed)
aha you mean like
the big old apeloverwhatever his name is??

I don't care.
They can get as hot and bothered as they like. I'm not the one talking about thinking that women have babies out their bums *laughs*.

And thanks. It took a long time to come this far and be this comfortable with myself :):)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:55, closed)
BGB is talking about me...

but unfortunately I'm hot and bothered for a different reason at the mo...

*hobbles off to toilet to puke up a lung/shit for England/curse existence*

anyhoo, kudos to you and your confidence regarding your sexuality. I have known a girl for many years who realised at about 13 that she was 'bi'. It helped matters a great deal that she was unbelievably sexy...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:04, closed)
Lol
Unfortunately - I believe I am neither sexy - nor unbelievably sexy.

I'm just me. A 16-not-quite-17-year-old girl with a good fitting pair of jeans, converse sneakers and a "Happy Tree Friends" tee shirt.

I believe living in country australia has something to do with the lack of sexiness. A lot of people round here a right bogans. :p
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:09, closed)
HappyTreeFriends ftw!
Sorry, I don't know what bogans are? Sounds like a good word to know though...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:56, closed)
okay
This link tells you everythink you need to know about bogans.
au.geocities.com/micko_the_bogan_penguin/bogan.html

Put simply - a bogan is someone who will wear trackpants and uggboots and generally be tacky in a 5star restaurant.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:44, closed)
That's lovely.
Can we watch? ;-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:52, closed)
hhhm Tempting offer if there's money involved
but still -

Nah. Get stuffed. *giggles*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53, closed)
Hey...
You can't blame a bloke for asking...:-)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, closed)
True but
Living in the country where there is fuck all to do means I've been asked so many times my automatic response now when guys draw breath to speak is "no you may not watch me and my gf making out. get your own."

It works.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:11, closed)
That's marvellous.
I think the world needs more lesbians. And vampires.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07, closed)
Lol both
are out there.
Just the vamps are fictional.

Trust me - I live in a country town in australia and there are so many lesbians out here it's almost a little scary.. :P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:12, closed)
Oh dear
That sounds like an indirect damning indictment of the Aussie male.

I am sure Brit males are even worse though!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:14, closed)
ahaha
Noooo it really isn't.

It's just I know a LOT of a GLBT members of the town. I know a lot of the guys there are quite possibly on par with what straight women compare to demi-gods - but personally - just not interested. :p

The aussie male has a cracking sense of humour. Me and my friends always end up doubled over with laughter over the filthiest of things.

I showed them this website once. They got a little scared :P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20, closed)
^
I can confirm that I get scared when I read this website.

Especially when there is a lot of brouhaha about CHILDOES...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:18, closed)
^^
Sometimes I get scared too.

Actually sometimes I get so scared I leave and don't come back for three months.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)
*giggles*
Dang, now I've another reason to visit Australia!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:36, closed)
Good for you
for having your life in order. My son came out at 16 and we've never had a problem with it - if you love someone you love them, simple as.

He's a b3tard too, living the dream in California.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:08, closed)
Yep...
I think i'm probs THE youngest member on this website at less than 16 but more than 14, but only for another 2 weeks. Buggers.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:18, closed)
arse
i was gonna claim for 16 (and not almost 17)

gerroff, it aint even legal :P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:03, closed)
That
is what your mum said :p


Oh yeah I went there *dances*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:09, closed)

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