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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I believed
when Daddy said he'd kill my kitten if I told.

The kitten got run over and now he's in prison.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:06, 7 replies)
Is that possible?
Is there a specific prison for kittehs?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:18, closed)
The bad kitties
get sent to LOLcatraz.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:33, closed)
Oh god.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:18, closed)
LOLcatraz!
ROFL!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:07, closed)
Yes.
The cells are very small, as the kittens are very flat.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:19, closed)
they use kitten stompers
like off harry and paul. 1000000 for 2%. well worth the investment
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:01, closed)
LOLcatraz
i alll most fell off my chair laughing at that!! thank you very much
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:07, closed)

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