
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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I don't regret it, so that doesn't fit the question. However, I found it difficult to perform as there was another, and bigger, willy involved. Kinda put me off.
She had fun, though. That's the important thing.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:55, 16 replies)

If she had a willy too. She didn't. Re-reading what I wrote may have given that impression.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:08, closed)

You could've just got her some chocolates and a bunch of flowers for Mothers day.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:57, closed)

...I don't regret it either, because the other guy had a tiny little knob which he couldn't get up. Made my cock seem really huge, and I got to shag her for both of us without worrying about wallowing in the other bloke's custard. She enjoyed me though, and afterwards we had a good laugh at Mr Tiddlyflop, which was the important thing.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:44, closed)

Is that you had sex with a woman whilst some naked chap with a little willy sat and watched you?
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:27, closed)

....I should have simply said 'Your Mum' and had done with it.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:44, closed)

He fared slightly better but we both had a similar issue.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:33, closed)
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