Having drunken sex with a dwarf
Silly mistake really, why would there have been a dwarf in my daughter's bedroom?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:32, 39 replies)

Did you belittle him?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:49, closed)

And was s/he a bit short with you in return?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:57, closed)

hohoho

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:08, closed)

I think you mean
Hihohiho
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:10, closed)

You're thinking of the Green Giant.
He had gigantism and nausea, not dwarfism.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:31, closed)

actually, in the land of the giants
he was dwarf. they don't tell you that in the advert.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:41, closed)

He was actually a giant leprechaun.
You terrible racist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:01, closed)

He was actually a lepercorn,
and what you thought were sweetcorn kernels were actually face boils.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:08, closed)

It was probably
Dr Shambolic, having broken in through the window so he could rifle through her knicker drawer.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:16, closed)

are you saying Dr. Shambles is some kind of nonce because he belittled you on the internet?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:45, closed)

Definitely.
Although I'm still a bit taller than him.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:49, closed)

It's good to see that he's not taking mockery on an online comedy website seriously and maintaining a sense of proportion about the whole affair.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:57, closed)

There's nothing like a bit of internet indignity to warm the cockles of my massive heart.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:00, closed)

I No, rite?
I don't feel particularly vicitmised, it must be said.

I don't recall you saying anything to me that you haven't already said 2 or 3 times this week already. You do seem to have a very limited vocabulary.

But keep practicing. Another year or so and you'll be ready to move up to 4chan.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:09, closed)

At least you're not still desperately snipping away at the bigger boys in the hope that people will start to recognise you ... oh.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:21, closed)

Hah.
Is that what you do this for? There are no big boys here, it's an internet message board.

I'm 46, married with kids. This place staves off boredom, nothing more.

On the other hand, as you're pushing 90,000 posts, I'm quite prepared to admit you're a more significant presence here than I am.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:32, closed)

That must be smashing for you.
You're still rubbish at the internet.

When I want to stave off boredom I typically whimper like a schoolgirl on an irreverant website then furiously backpedal and insist that I'm not taking anything too seriously. Those long afternoons in the cubicle must fly by. You probably barely have time to regret your career or resent your 20 something year old boss.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:35, closed)

Proudly so
Spending most of the last 8 years rabidly pounding at a keyboard isn't something I'd really want on my CV.

But hey, maybe by the time you finish school there'll be some kind of job that requires it. Reach for the skies Doc.

[edit]

You're starting to go red in the face now. Calm down.

Honestly, if you bothered me in the least, I'd put you on ignore. Fact is you're one of the easiet people here to troll - you always react, so people like to stickpoke you.

Don't get too gloomy, I'm sure there's a noob over on /OT you can go and bully.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:37, closed)

This is you still not taking the internet too srsly, right?
Just so we're all clear.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:40, closed)

Correct.

(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:43, closed)

Smashing.
Feel free to continue to remind people that you are not annoyed by bringing up the fact that you are not annoyed in yet another thread. You've only done it in three so far.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:45, closed)

Crushing
wit.

Well done!
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:51, closed)

That isn't wit.
I was just drawing your attention to your behaviour as you seem to be lacking in self awareness. If you're really lacking in dignity you can always pipe up again in the next question.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:52, closed)

Nice double act,
you two have, here.

You should get on X-factor, or something.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:57, closed)

Can't be any worse
Than the twats already on there
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:37, closed)

Let my first post be
to tell you you're a cunt.
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:53, closed)

Well at least you haven't created a whole new account because of something mildly annoying I said last week.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:57, closed)

This is you still not taking the internet too srsly, right?
Just so we're all clear.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:03, closed)

Ha ha.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:43, closed)

Actually
I'm a 24 year old female lurker. ASL, dickfuck?
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 3:00, closed)

your league ←                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  → me
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:46, closed)

This is some aggressive grooming.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:29, closed)

They used sweets and sweet promises back in my day, MM.
Where did it all go wrong? I blame Thatcher.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35, closed)

Poorly executed child snatching
is yet another symptom of the decline of Western society. And people wonder why AlQaeda hate us so?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15, closed)

Yeah but you are a cunt admittedly Dr.
I thought this was already ascertained.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)

I think officially I'm a gay cunt.
edit: b3ta.com/talk/3531400
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:53, closed)

Hey
I fucking resemble that remark.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:02, closed)

Yeah, you're right. The porno version of Don't Look Now was a real disappointment

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:37, closed)

yeah but....
...the snuff version was a mini-hit.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:47, closed)