Well, actually
No LOLs here, bu I just wan stan up fo erwhon who ackshli like ther famliz. I wudn chanj a day with my folx. Tha the best. Speshly my likl bro. We ha difnt dads - bu he my bro. K
(Tony Macaroni hello, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 6:53, 13 replies)

Step away from the PC, drink a litre of water and then get horizontal somewhere.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 7:32, closed)

What?


?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:47, closed)

What is this?
Some sort of code?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:49, closed)

Oh my god...
I think you're on to something. Do you really think it could be? Are... are these teh uplaod codez?
(AmoulSolo, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 20:59, closed)

wat
:|
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:02, closed)

Eh?
I've tried ROT-13ing this, and even ROT-26ing it, but it makes no sense to me.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:17, closed)

Translation...?
If I understand it correctly...

'No laughs here, but I just want to stand up for everone who actually likes their families. I wouldn't change a day (I've had?) with my folks. They are the best, especially my little brother. We have different fathers, but he's my brother, OK?'

sigh.... I need to stop playing online games populated by illiterate 12 year olds...
(Boris_the_Pig, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:32, closed)

same here
though i do get a kick from occassionally writing like that to take the piss
( weaver., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 15:58, closed)

Ah.
You speak fluent chav then.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 18:18, closed)

?

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:13, closed)

Wooo!
B3ta is being invaded by retards again.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:41, closed)

Sadly I understood the whole post.
But then, because of my work for the last 8 years, I speak ebonics/chav/ghetto/dumb-ass* as a second language.

*those 4 bits of slang have very few differences.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:23, closed)

hmmm.... *tokes pipe and wears deer-stalker*
...It strikes me as a little forced; I suspect the work of a troll. Check under your bridges, my friends, for there they lurk awaiting your trip-trapping...
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:55, closed)