Sorry, while I was sleepwalking...
....I asked what everyone had for lunch.
( petuniadb, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:01, Reply)

The Krankees are evil
One time my mate stayed over and I scared him shitless. I have a habit of talking in my sleep which teamed together with a fear of the Krankees made for one very strange dream.

I dreamt that I was being attacked by the Krankees and started screaming like crazy in my sleep. However, by screaming so loudly, I'd kind of woken myself up but I was strangely unable to stop dreaming.

The part of me that was half awake found it hilarious I was dreaming about the krankees and was pissing myself laughing but the part of me that was still asleep was still screaming at the top of my lungs. Hence a very scared mate who said I was just manically laughing one second then screaming the next, over and over again.

One morning I also woke up to a very grumpy boyfriend who asked me very nicely 'did you sleep ok?' in which I was very hesitant to reply 'yes...what did I do this time?". It turned out I'd started screaming in my sleep then punched him several times right in the face. Probably from dreaming about the Krankees again.
(tiddlywink, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:01, Reply)

I see your spagna and
raise you with a Rick Astley and B*Witched duet
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:00, Reply)

What did you all have for lunch?
I had french stick with some brie and pickle. And three apples.
( petuniadb, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 14:00, Reply)

I'll see you both with Spagna
Ugh. Manufacture Euro Pop circa 1988.
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:57, Reply)

Disasterprone
I'll see your Sonia, and raise you Sinitta.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:54, Reply)

Bongos
Once made the transition from sleep to wake by screaming out "IT'S NOT A BONGO!"

My boyfriend at the time was trés confused.
(cherrygloom could kick your ass at Guitar Hero any day, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:11, Reply)

Any other early 90's pop stars worth abusing?
I always thought Sonia was a bubbly scouse git.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:10, Reply)

And Jordan is
fucking minging. Looks like she's been punched in the face. And is bound to have a twat like a bucket.

Urgh.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:09, Reply)

It's not tanning cream...
It's ronseal.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:08, Reply)

He's so narcissistic ...
I'm suprised he notices she's there.
I heard he's had a 'wank room' fitted in their Mansion in Harlow or wherever they live.
It's wall to wall mirrors.
(With a bar hidden in the corner contain 1001 types of fake tan)
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:05, Reply)

Not split
He gets upset when she gets drunk (presumably because anything with a cock's fair game) and she gets angry when he bastes himself in orange tanning cream (presumably because he looks like a prime tit). They have children, you know. One of them is called Princess Labia (or something). They are millionaires - and neither is fit to lick the skids from my toilet.
(frankspencer, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:59, Reply)

Sad to say...
but this QOTW has become more interesting now we've veered off topic.

Next question please! (put it back to Fridays as soon as we get a good one too, it used to be something to look forward to and make the weekend seem just that closer)
(Heggy, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:56, Reply)

Havent they split up now?
I caught a headline on the front of a glossy in the newsagents the other day when I was buying the latest issue of "Fisting Fat Girls in Butter with Dogs".
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:56, Reply)

Peter Andre wedding pics
Remember how smug he looked in his wedding pics?

Just remember you can wipe that look off his face with the knowledge that a quick browse of playboy will let you see his wife's rude bits.

Peter Andre: I've seen his wife's chuff!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:53, Reply)

Eh? Who put us back on Subject?
Stop it at once!
;-)
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:53, Reply)

This reminds me....
We spent about 3 weeks convincing our brother that he kept sleepwalking, and we almost had him convinced until Mr Antichrist Sr pointed out that if he was sleepwalking, he'd wake up in other rooms randomly, and asked if that had ever happened?

When my brother pointed out that it never had, he no longer believed that he sleepwalked.

Wasn't half fuggling fun hiding him in the shed that night!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:51, Reply)

Precisely
That's why he became "TWAT"

And then "The artist with his head in Jordan's TWAT" after his wedding.
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:50, Reply)

I thought
An Oxymoron was a chav with zits?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:48, Reply)

Because
he's a cross eyed grinning cunt
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:47, Reply)

Peter André
He thought about it, then his Australian PR team thought he needed a snappier, one word name like Prince...

.. so he became "Twat"

It was a piece of marketing genius.
(Hang on, that's an oxymoron, isnt it it?)
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:46, Reply)

Band names
Why doesn't Peter Andre perform under the name "Cross-eyed Grinning Retard"?
(frankspencer, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:44, Reply)

Apparently
Zappa named Cpt Beefheart
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:43, Reply)

Whoever invented wireless networking
clearly had toilet cubicles in mind!

However whoever designs toilet cubicles clearly doesn't have laptop computers in mind, hence the lack of useful fold down shelf and power socket.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:43, Reply)

It can result
in a ruptured bell end though. Which is never a good thing.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:42, Reply)

You see?
Curiosity gets the better of you, doesnt it?
Also tight compression on the erect shaft is quite pleasurable in a 'wrong' sort of way.

I've been doing it so long now I can only get the same feeling from dropping my old chap into an industrial flower press.
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:39, Reply)

Oh yeah, so it does!
lol
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:37, Reply)

Could be..
I cant think of any better explanations.
(LunarJim, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:36, Reply)

So
is that how Deep Purple got their name too?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 12:35, Reply)