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Ever said something you've regretted on the internet? Seen somebody make an arse of themselves? Know somebody who posts first and asks questions later? Dob them in to us, the internet police. (We last did this five years ago before Twitter, LinkedIn and Facebook really took off, so now's the time for an update)

Thanks to Benny Blanco from the Bronx for the suggestion

(, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 15:00)
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Awooga. What a rush. Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test. Which I failed three times in a row. However, I- the last time I maintain it wasn't my fault.

I like to maintain- thanks there- I like to maintain- God, that's fucking distracting.

I like to maintain that it wasn't actually my fault. It was actually the fact that the OAP stepped out in front of me. And the fact that the driving examiner was actually y-

Are you fucking filming? You bastard. Oh for God's sakes. Anyway, urm.

I like to maintain that it wasn't my fault. It was in fact the fault of the driving examiner in that she didn't get there with the dual controls quick enough. That, and she was a frustrated Daily Mail reading bitch queen man-hating whore from hell. But, so it goes so.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 9:07, 30 replies)
You missed the best part :(

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 9:26, closed)

This is no laughing matter.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 9:57, closed)
where can i find the video?

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:24, closed)

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 12:42, closed)
Sadly I think it has gone forever

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:02, closed)
Coffee, anyone?
I'm the mood for a ristretto.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:30, closed)
I'm thinking it's some uber-kool
thing that only "those-in-the-know" are aware of.

The rest of us are just chumps. That or it's Vicki Pollard.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:42, closed)
I'm sure* it'll be hilarious once he explains it
*the precise value of "sure" may** go down as well as up
**will go down, not up
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:43, closed)

Here you go.

When I quizzed Friz about transcribing the routine he'd repressed the memory and had no recollection at all.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:51, closed)
Thanks, I think.
So, piston_broke fancied himself as a comedian. Who did piston used to be?
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:08, closed)
jimbob and pistonbroke I think.

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:14, closed)
It's times like these,
I realise that vast chunks of b3ta have passed me by.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:20, closed)
He was also recently outed as The Luggage.

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:33, closed)
Except he definitely isn't. Even though he definitely is.

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:40, closed)
if by "recently" you mean "almost as soon as the account had been created"

(, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 0:50, closed)
So.. End of the day -
AB's yet again posted something that's not his originally and has been posted previously?

I'd be interested to see how he explains his "archives" to anyone in RL who isn't a b3tan.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:28, closed)
I doubt that he includes it on his CV.

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:34, closed)
What employer could possibly go past
The 'officially' sanctioned curator of "comedy website lolz".
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:49, closed)
what is your problem?

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 12:54, closed)

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:20, closed)
get over it

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:29, closed)
People mentioning amusing things on comedy websites is Not On.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:56, closed)
Let us know if that happens, willya?

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:55, closed)
why would he need to explain them to anyone in real life?

(, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 19:03, closed)
Fair play to him for having a go.
He was almost brilliantly shit.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:39, closed)
I take my hat off to him having the balls to get up and do it, I certainly wouldn't.
But yes, it doesn't stop the performance itself from being unintentionally hilarious.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:15, closed)
totally this, no way could i have done it
i would have shat myself and cried.

whether people would have found this more or less amusing than my hilarious comedic stylings is up to them.
(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:53, closed)
He was so brilliantly shit that he ended up being just really really shit.

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:23, closed)
He went all the way around the shit dial past brilliant and back to shit. Twice.

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:40, closed)
Yep. Not cool to try something like this. Not cool at all.

(, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:46, closed)

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