Awooga. What a rush. Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test. Which I failed three times in a row. However, I- the last time I maintain it wasn't my fault.

I like to maintain- thanks there- I like to maintain- God, that's fucking distracting.

I like to maintain that it wasn't actually my fault. It was actually the fact that the OAP stepped out in front of me. And the fact that the driving examiner was actually y-

Are you fucking filming? You bastard. Oh for God's sakes. Anyway, urm.

I like to maintain that it wasn't my fault. It was in fact the fault of the driving examiner in that she didn't get there with the dual controls quick enough. That, and she was a frustrated Daily Mail reading bitch queen man-hating whore from hell. But, so it goes so.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 9:07, 30 replies)

You missed the best part :(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 9:26, closed)

This is no laughing matter.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 9:57, closed)

where can i find the video?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:24, closed)

^This^

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 12:42, closed)

Sadly I think it has gone forever

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:02, closed)

Coffee, anyone?
I'm the mood for a ristretto.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:30, closed)

I'm thinking it's some uber-kool
thing that only "those-in-the-know" are aware of.

The rest of us are just chumps. That or it's Vicki Pollard.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:42, closed)

I'm sure* it'll be hilarious once he explains it
*the precise value of "sure" may** go down as well as up
**will go down, not up
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:43, closed)

Here you go.

When I quizzed Friz about transcribing the routine he'd repressed the memory and had no recollection at all.
( Pig Bodine., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:51, closed)

Thanks, I think.
So, piston_broke fancied himself as a comedian. Who did piston used to be?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:08, closed)

jimbob and pistonbroke I think.

( Pig Bodine., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:14, closed)

It's times like these,
I realise that vast chunks of b3ta have passed me by.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:20, closed)

He was also recently outed as The Luggage.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:33, closed)

Except he definitely isn't. Even though he definitely is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:40, closed)

if by "recently" you mean "almost as soon as the account had been created"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jun 2013, 0:50, closed)

So.. End of the day -
AB's yet again posted something that's not his originally and has been posted previously?

I'd be interested to see how he explains his "archives" to anyone in RL who isn't a b3tan.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:28, closed)

I doubt that he includes it on his CV.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:34, closed)

What employer could possibly go past
The 'officially' sanctioned curator of "comedy website lolz".
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:49, closed)

what is your problem?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 12:54, closed)

You.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:20, closed)

get over it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:29, closed)

People mentioning amusing things on comedy websites is Not On.
M'kay?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:56, closed)

Let us know if that happens, willya?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:55, closed)

why would he need to explain them to anyone in real life?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 19:03, closed)

Fair play to him for having a go.
He was almost brilliantly shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:39, closed)

I take my hat off to him having the balls to get up and do it, I certainly wouldn't.
But yes, it doesn't stop the performance itself from being unintentionally hilarious.
( Pig Bodine., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:15, closed)

totally this, no way could i have done it
i would have shat myself and cried.

whether people would have found this more or less amusing than my hilarious comedic stylings is up to them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:53, closed)

He was so brilliantly shit that he ended up being just really really shit.

( Zuowan, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:23, closed)

He went all the way around the shit dial past brilliant and back to shit. Twice.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:40, closed)

Yep. Not cool to try something like this. Not cool at all.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:46, closed)