I'm back
I've had a terrible couple of weeks, or forty, as us Ozians call that particular unit of time synonymous with 14 days. I've been like an emu with a scrub tic up it's arse, unable to post my amusing and thought provoking stories on here.
I lost my password! I keep my passy on a piece of paper, along with my date of birth and full name spelled out in big letters. I lost the piece of paper when I lost my wallet, which I lost when I lost my strides.
You know how you get home from KFC, carrying second dinner into the house, and your wife screams "Where's yer fuckin' strides yer fuckin' idiot"? Well that's what happened to me. It was a bit of a shock, I was sure I had them on when I left the house, but there they were gone.
While I waited for the grease to settle in the buckets, it's great for dipping bread in, I had a think about my strides. Then it hit me! And while I was still stunned from the hit, it grabbed my bollocks and twisted them round then kicked my in the knee. Word to the wise, don't ever forget my daughter's Mega Zinger Combo Sack with Cheese Splat tm.
(ringofyre, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:06, 29 replies)

needs more Fair Dinkum

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:16, closed)

BONZER.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:26, closed)

Also, whoever you are, please keep it up.
These are fucking brilliant.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 13:02, closed)

^^this^^

( Pig Bodine., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:07, closed)

STREWTH!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:32, closed)

What are you like, you great galah!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:58, closed)

you're not going to gaz me again if I make a comment, are you?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:59, closed)

Not to worry, she'll probably get hit by a cancer bus soon.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 13:39, closed)

Flamin' gallah

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 25 Jun 2013, 13:46, closed)

Don't come the raw prawn, dopey.

(username failed moderation, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:13, closed)

I hope you didn't have your real name written in those strides, Bruce.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 16:54, closed)

Seriously
FUCK YOU!
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:01, closed)

Hang on ... I thought it was you who'd nabbed his username?
It can't be me ... I'm pretty sure I'd remember that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:14, closed)

I felt guilty about stealing his name, so I gave it back to him ages ago
And all he's been doing with it since is pretend to be me pretending to be him.


(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:42, closed)

You great soppy gaylord.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 19:28, closed)

I am what I am

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 19:46, closed)

I don't even know who I am any more.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 20:15, closed)

Wait...
So who the fuck is the aussie twat that's always complaining about people taking the piss out of him while giving every reason to?
(McChinaman banned, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 0:49, closed)

I suspect this is a double double bluff.
The parody is far more literate and less whiny than the original.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 7:32, closed)

Cheers.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 9:14, closed)

alright Misery M..oh no, this is just getting confusing now

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:35, closed)

Plenty of repetition,
and no small amount of deviation, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 18:51, closed)

Imitation....
The mildest form of flattery.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 23:13, closed)

..are you saying that you like this post?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 0:41, closed)

What a brilliant wheeze.
You keep two usernames and use the second one to praise the posts of the first one. Then everyone thinks at least one person likes you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 11:42, closed)

I have seventy twelve spoof accounts but most of them think I'm a dick.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:26, closed)

What a wonderful post, brimming with common sense and humour.
Well done.

I don't know you do I?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:29, closed)

It's called
a sockpuppet.
(username failed moderation, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:48, closed)

I thought that the total population of /qotw
was less than 10, anyway?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2013, 12:53, closed)