Open mouth, insert... something
One of the women at work was nattering on about her kids and how she vets internet sites before she allows them to join. I'm nodding and "Mm-hm?"ing and not really paying attention.

"They want to join a party site, I forget what it's called now but I need to check it - is it faceparty?"

"No, you're thinking of lemonparty."

I got a bit of a shouting at the following day. I mean, it's not like she doesn't KNOW I'm a complete bastard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:55, 7 replies)

lol, oops :p
"No, you wanted the site www.playgroundlaw.com , it's for kids"

Another foot in mouth moment ensures.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:14, closed)

I may regret asking
What's a lemonparty?
(Siouxfan I'm not staring at you, I am just short sighted, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:14, closed)

Google is your friend here
Since it saves you having to visit the site in question.
(Meya, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 20:19, closed)

Sioux,
go to lemonparty.com and find out for yourself. It's not like it's goatse or anything.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, closed)

Sioux
DON'T go to Lemonparty if you're at work. Or there's anyone else in the room. Or if you can't easily get vomit out of your keyboard.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 17:11, closed)

^^Jeccy
I've got the book - makes me laugh until I pee a little.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 17:15, closed)

Sioux
How the watermeloning cranberry do you not know what lemonparty is after being on b3ta so long?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 22:22, closed)