Existence is meaningless and futile, and your kids aren't as great as you think they are.
Everyone dies in the end; many of them from cancer.

Music is just sound arranged mathematically, and our perceptions of beauty are merely pattern-based recognition.

The powerful make the rules and are above them, society is happy to be ignorant and hypnotized, and everyone's a hypocrite of some form.

God and magic don't exist and your heroes are fallible.

Except me, obviously.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:30, 13 replies)

Star Wars

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:56, closed)

Christmas is ruined.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:42, closed)

0/10

(username failed moderation, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:59, closed)

You forgot to add
Life is essentially random and the world is not just; bad things happen to good people for no reason at all, and bad people don't usually get any comeuppance.

Democracy is an illusion to keep you from asking too many questions

Nobody ever really knows anybody else and we all die alone, and nothing at all happens afterwards except rotting.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:47, closed)

Totally.
My life is, like, sooo random. The other night, I went to Nando's - for some chicken, yeah? - and all my girlfriends was there! I was like "Whoa, why are you all in Nando's?" And they was like "For some chicken, yeah?"
I mean, how random was that? Us all liking chicken, and all going to Nando's! For chicken! Totally random.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 15:02, closed)

Like
OH MY DAYZZZ!!!
(Good old boy just like yer grandma!, Sat 8 Jun 2013, 14:30, closed)

In a democracy
you can ask as many questions as you like, but nothing will get done about the answers...whereas in most other forms of government you can't ask the questions or you'll be shot.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 22:28, closed)

How can you arrange something mathematically?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:29, closed)

Sequences?
I'm sure Brian Cox could explain it all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:39, closed)

while managing to sound
Like an erudite professor and a stoner who's just done a teenth bucket
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 16:52, closed)

Buckets are really bad for you, mmmn'kay?
Your lungs aren't designed to hold that volume of air that quickly, let alone smoke.
Cough to get off.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Jun 2013, 1:23, closed)

I never knew total serialism was that popular.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 17:22, closed)

mmm, Cornflakes...
Though a bowl of cheerios can be a good substitute if you don't mind getting type 2 diabetes.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 12:54, closed)