I went to a private school...
so I've met quite a few of these brats. Now I was there on a scholarship, a Rugby scholarship in fact; on account of me being not so bright and fond of running face first in to things, so 75% of my fees were paid for me. This meant I was treated as "working class" (their words) by most of the arseholes there, including the teachers.

I was never bullied as I was always quite big for my age but my mate, also there on a scholarship but for Art, had the shit kicked out of him a regular basis. Not because he was your stereotypical bully fodder but because he was poor (by poor I mean his parents couldn't afford £6000 a year on school fees but could still live comfortably).

The worst thing about this was during one of our weekly trips to the head masters office to explain why I'd been in a fight with a bunch of other kids. In we stroll looking forward to getting it over with and heading of down the park for some illicit drinking. Standing in the office was the main protagonist, Graeme, flanked by two very rich and extremely pompous looking people. Turns out Graemes mummy and daddy were very big benefactors of the school and couldn't have their son getting bullied by, as they put it ,"common lower class scum who didn't belong there". I was suspended for 1 week and told if it happened again I would get kicked out for good. Anyway I spent the next 6 months until I turned 16 watching my mate getting the shit kicked out of him on a weekly basis. As soon as I reached legal cherry popping age I walked out of school with fuck all qualifications and haven't looked back since.

Anyway a few months back I was advertising for some staff for my shop and who should hand in his C.V. but Greame. The tosser is still exactly the same as he was, even demanding I give him the job now. I told him to fuck off in no uncertain terms obviously. I had to find out why such a rich little prick felt compelled to work in a shop seeing as mummy and daddy would normally pay for these kind of things.

Turns out my old artist buddy had dropped out shortly after me and has forged a pretty decent living as a painter and decorator. I got in touch with him to found out if he knew anything about Graeme and why he was scrounging for part-time work in a shop.

Through a rather bizarre twist it turns out my mate had been commissioned to do some work in Graemes parents home. That's not a big deal, good money, usually a couple of hot females to stare at whilst doing the work. Good times. Whilst doing this work my mate got speaking to Graemes mum, who in turn recognised him. They got chatting, she asked him to stay back for some drinks after he had finished, he agreed, they fucked. On Graemes bed.

The dad opened the door only to be greeted by the sight of a skinny wee chap with nothing on but a dirty flat cap and a fag dangling from his mouth going at his wife like adultery was gong out of fashion. He even gave him a cheeky wee wave and carried on going.

In the end it turned out the mum had been having several flings behind the dads back and promptly left him. Leaving him enough money to look after himself but not enough to give the kids the lives leisure they'd been used too.

I got Graeme in for an interview after I found this out. The only question I was able to ask before bursting out laughing was "So I heard your mum is single again...?"

He left in tears. God bless Karma.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:47, 20 replies)

great
this should be turned into a movie mate- quality story
(chimpo2k, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, closed)

FFS
I was just going to put that.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:31, closed)

That is a truly great story.
I really hope it's true - especially such details as the flatcap.

Have a click, sir.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, closed)

100% True
Especially the flat cap. We're both huge AC/DC fans and it was his way of paying homage to Brian Johnson!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, closed)

pleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetrue
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:11, closed)

Thisthisthisthisthisthisthis
thisthisthisthisthisthis.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, closed)

it'strueit'strueit'strueit'strueit'strue.
He still has it, I'm planning on framing it for his Christmas.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:29, closed)

Same as me,
but without the karma thingie.
I won a scholarship to a public school, and was asked "Why does your father drive an old car?"
Because they're paying thru the fucking nose for your bastard uniform...suit, sports jacket, god knows how many rugby shirts. Twats.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:06, closed)

Fucking
legendary! This must win.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:13, closed)

Personally...
...I think you were a bit mild on him, I would have extracted more Karma myself.
Excellent nonetheless!
(Overdrive fucking loves you!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:29, closed)

Brilliant
That's Karma alright, and I love it.
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:00, closed)

what a complete and utter....






... fucking LEGEND!!!!

HAHAHAHA

!Clicky!
(Hosey^, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:05, closed)

A huge click.
Similar boarding school experience, except the RAF paid for pretty much all of it, with the school itself paying the rest.

It wasn't a posh place at first (it had been set up as a charity and was full of 'troubled' kids from inner cities who had exhausted the choices of local schools), but by the time I left it changed immeasurably and was full of cunts like Graeme.
( Moey, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:25, closed)

*click*
Hee hee!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:40, closed)

*click*
This is looking like a winner.
(rich.cicatriz should be doing something more constructive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:34, closed)

Two things...
1) High five your pal for me.

2) Were the girls in my year at school freaks? We weren't bothered by who was there on scholarships or assisted places. People who bully others simply because of their parent's income don't deserve to live :angry face:
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, closed)

Will high 5 him
at the next opportunity I get.

As for the whole private school thing, most of the folk in my year were ok. I still keep in touch with several of them, some very rich, some not so much but there's always twats wherever you go. I suppose kids just look for an excuse to be arseholes and use that accordingly. Kids are mean!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:36, closed)

Gave a cheeky wee wave
Ok, what did you friend wave at the horned man? His wee or his cheeks?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:49, closed)

Actually,
you should have hired him and then made his life HELL.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:50, closed)