My sister's old pub
had a long, blocked-off passageway down one side that they used as a beer garden.

Once, at the far end, a man-tramp and a lady-tramp had a trampy picnic, sitting in the sun and getting ratted on cheap cider and meths. Ten minutes later, they were rutting like animals, having frantic trampy sex.

The lady-tramp didn't seem to be concious.
(cs1ca, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 19:28, 29 replies)

presumably you just stood there watching the whole time?
How does the story end? Did you get bored and go and do something else? Answer me.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 22:36, closed)

devils avocado
"I once watched a woman being raped, but because she was homeless I did nothing"
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 23:15, closed)

yeah, but it's not rape if you're married

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:13, closed)

tell that to my wife
next time you're in bed with her
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:17, closed)

It only says that if you choose to interpret it that way, you filthy bastard.

Your sort sicken me.
(cs1ca, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:48, closed)

I sort of excite you as well though
am I right?
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 15:19, closed)

*giggles*
(cs1ca, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 18:30, closed)

Having sex with somebody who's unconscious is rape.
It's not really a matter of misinterpreting your post, petal.
(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:56, closed)

Unless
They have signed a legal agreement in front of a lawyer after being declared Compus mentus by a doctor of the brain stating that they like to be prodded with a particular persons engorged phallus in the event that they are passed out or unconscious on Thursday the 20th may
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:34, closed)

Depends on the jurisdiction
in the UK they could claim "reasonable belief in consent", but in Canada even with a signed legal document expressing prior consent it would still be rape
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:14, closed)

Fortunately there are no women in Canada.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 19:45, closed)

This is sadly true, because Canada was mostly colonised by the Scotch

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 20:22, closed)

LOL
You've got a massive wife.
(SlantedScience, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:54, closed)

Whose?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 6:54, closed)

I'm not disputing that part.

Do try and keep up.
(cs1ca, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:11, closed)

There was no other part.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:27, closed)

The "you watched and did nothing because she was homeless" part.

It's a single sentence. It shouldn't be this hard to comprehend.
(cs1ca, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:17, closed)

No fish today, Doc.
QOTW isn't fun anymore.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:02, closed)

Incredibly they seem to have got thicker and duller.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:28, closed)

We may as well
move the whole thing over to the Sunday Sport's letters page.
(SlantedScience, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 3:56, closed)

Disney should have used this version.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:48, closed)

They were probably hipsters.

( Muns, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:36, closed)

Perhaps she was tired.
I have fantasies of causing women to swoon from ecstasy instead of merely to fall asleep from boredom.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:41, closed)