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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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If it looks like a duck.......
The charming Professor has 'minded me of another of "sandra's" magic moments.

I'd like a price on some duct tape.
Duct tape.
Duct!
You know, duct tape - quack quack.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:35, 13 replies)
It's the main brand?
www.duckbrand.com/

Duck are the biggest maker of duct tape, most people I know call it this? It's even listed under Duck tape?
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:38, closed)
True, it can be called either.
Though this still doesn't help me understand what the OP is talking about.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, closed)
The stuff "Sandra" was asking for was in fact DUCT tape
Not to be confused with Duck tape, it's silver, shiny, not that sticky, and is used to cover seams on ductwork
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:22, closed)
I disagree..
My roll of (aluminium) duct tape sticks like shit to a blanket...

Great stuff, I'll think of a good use for it one day.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:31, closed)
I suspect Sandra *was* asking for Duck Tape
and it is porky displaying his ignorance here. Though it's not an amazing display.

And if you dig into the history a little, it's not just the brand but the actual original name for it.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:42, closed)
duck / duct tape
Nope the product that "sandra's" company sold was called DUCT tape.
She was just a brain dead idiot.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, closed)
Sorry aardvark, but I suspect you're wrong.
For porky, "Sandra" and I worked in the same office, where she called one of our suppliers to buy some duct tape. The silver, non-duck tape DUCT tape that porky had just asked her to buy, in his role as warehouse manager and her role as buyer (reporting to the warehouse manager)
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, closed)
Fair enough, all of this fabric-containing tape is generally referred to as
"Duct tape" these days, and only one brand is known as "duck tape".

but "duck tape" was the original, generic name for that type of tape and it has changed over time to "duct" for no apparent reason.

Duck Tape (TM) is a brand of Duct Tape which is a neologism for Duck Tape.

However, I doubt she knew that.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:57, closed)
oh god hep me
Very good and all that but , we as a company were selling tape to stick to air ducts.
Thats ducts.
Not Ducks.
We had a product in our portfolio called "duct tape"
Sandra was calling the wholesaler to order some "duct tape".
We're all aware that there is a product called DUCK Tape - it even has a duck as a logo , I know all that......however this is England about 15 years ago and DUCK tape wasnt common in the UK then as it is now - she knew it was duct the supplier knew it was duct - ducts dont go quack quack.(unless theres a duck trapped inside)
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 7:32, closed)
That actually happens more often than you'd think

(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:58, closed)
duck tape
.com you say?

Hmmm wouldn't be an American brand would it?

NOt really popular in central london in the '80's.

Besides that we sold a product called duct tape , not duck tape, she was phoning the wholesaler for their product called duct tape not duck tape and our customer had asked for duct tape.
YOu had to be there......maybe you were?
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 7:36, closed)
I just /knew/ what these replies were
there's a story that the original duck/duct tape was called duck tape because water ran off it like a duck's back.
Duct/duck tape predates Duck Products. From an etymological point of view, duck is probably the original name, but only just. There's not enough evidence either way.
To add to the confusion, duck tape and duct tape are used differently in different parts of the world.

Yet another thing that I'm not going to lose any sleep over.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:48, closed)
A place
I worked at referred to it as Gaffer tape
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:56, closed)

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