Portugal in a few weeks, daughter starts school in September, so we can't just fuck off whenever.
The miserable twats who run education can fine you if you take term time leave. As if infant school won't be just colouring in and listening to stories, and possibly looking at the class hamster. It's hardly child genius.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 20:31, 19 replies)

sounds like she is getting a job in most forms of marketing and not going to school.
Hang on Doctor, daughter, Portugal and what could possibly go wrong
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Aug 2015, 21:24, closed)

That's an extremely irresponsible attitude
Your daughter could miss a critical part of her education, creating a knowledge gap that will hold her back for years to come. Your brief sojourn to sunnier climes could lead to bullying, trauma and her being set back years in her education, because when she returns she won't know how how to answer fundamental questions such as how the wheels on the bus go, what noise Old MacDonald's cow makes, and what the leg bone connecka to the.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 9:38, closed)

Round and round, moo, pelvis?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:19, closed)

You might know the answers
But as a father, you won't always be around to help her. What happens when she's asked this alone, in the playground, surrounded by the bigger girls? How's she supposed to know what the hip bone connecka to? That's when the bullying and teasing and tormenting will start, and all the other girls will call your child "Connecka", over and over again and again until she cuts her wrists in the bathroom, all because you once took her to Portugal.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:08, closed)

I had to google the legthing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:11, closed)

I'm glad I never took my daughter on holiday.
She now knows what everything is connecka to the.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:21, closed)

#infest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:24, closed)

+1

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 21:55, closed)

This.
I must've missed a day or two of primary and ended up believing goats were male sheep well into my mid-twenties.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:47, closed)

It's only sixty quid. Fuck'em.
The schools don't care. It's only the chinless dickholes in government inventing targets.
(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 9:43, closed)

I think school is pretty pointless till they're seven.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:20, closed)

^ Failed Yr. 1^

(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:46, closed)

shut up, fairholme, you tragic fat mess

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:50, closed)

Portugal.
As a former doctor, you've got a very good chance of getting an all expenses paid around the world trip if you play yours cards right!
( Muns, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:59, closed)

Ah, don't bother with school at all,
just keep her locked up in your cellar.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:47, closed)

Fritzlols?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:49, closed)

Indeed.
I bet he decided to have kids & then was a whiny shitcunt about schools not wanting kids to miss lessons unnecessarily too.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:58, closed)

You mean that whole episode
was simply one man's spat with a local headmaster?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:24, closed)

The conspiracy theorists are out on this one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:33, closed)