"Well, that escalated quickly"
Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00)
Xavier the Happy Bear says: Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00)
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No situation escalates quicker than a spoiled child not getting what he wants
This young chap had everything he could have wanted. Life had been good to him. His was the life that we all aspired to live. SKY TV, a remote control Megazord and not just a Mega Drive but a SNES AND a Gameboy!
One day, in the space of two minutes, he went from Mr Primary School Popularity 1995 to a child destined for a life of mockery. He was found in the middle of the playground crying his eyes out and throwing a such a wobbler that multiple teachers had to restrain him from bashing his mother with a broken, what to my 7 year old self seemed to be a fucking massive huge, tree branch. What had set him off on this violent escapade?
It was Red Nose Day. His mum had come to school at lunch to give him his red nose. Unfortunately it wasn't one of the brand new colour changing ones. Instead it was an ordinary red nose, possibly from a couple of Comic Relief campaigns ago. And like any rational young child he decided that this was a crime that could only be punished by violent stick-based matricide.
( , Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:11, 17 replies)
This young chap had everything he could have wanted. Life had been good to him. His was the life that we all aspired to live. SKY TV, a remote control Megazord and not just a Mega Drive but a SNES AND a Gameboy!
One day, in the space of two minutes, he went from Mr Primary School Popularity 1995 to a child destined for a life of mockery. He was found in the middle of the playground crying his eyes out and throwing a such a wobbler that multiple teachers had to restrain him from bashing his mother with a broken, what to my 7 year old self seemed to be a fucking massive huge, tree branch. What had set him off on this violent escapade?
It was Red Nose Day. His mum had come to school at lunch to give him his red nose. Unfortunately it wasn't one of the brand new colour changing ones. Instead it was an ordinary red nose, possibly from a couple of Comic Relief campaigns ago. And like any rational young child he decided that this was a crime that could only be punished by violent stick-based matricide.
( , Mon 13 Jan 2014, 20:11, 17 replies)
It's a gross oversight that the major tabloids have thus far failed to retain your services for a "Dear Dr. Shambolic" agony aunt column.
Someone should do a Kickstarter.
( , Tue 14 Jan 2014, 0:11, closed)
Prickdom is a semi-exclusive club. I turned in my membership card a few years ago. Still, I'm glad to see it's thriving and it's always nice to be recognised by another member.
( , Tue 14 Jan 2014, 0:50, closed)
not a patch on this though
www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1973504
( , Tue 14 Jan 2014, 23:33, closed)
www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1973504
( , Tue 14 Jan 2014, 23:33, closed)
I see you've upgraded your schtick from "dull" to "dull and needy".
( , Wed 15 Jan 2014, 0:16, closed)
I heard he dug up people's personal details/employers as a favour for his former best mate Ringo
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Ha Ha! classic!
Whenever my grandson tells me a rubbish joke that doesn't make sense and isn't funny at all (often!) I tend to humor him for a while, I just haven't the heart to tell him they're rubbish! Eventually it all gets a bit too much for me to cope with and I always wind up coming round to the distant sound of my own voice coming closer and growing louder, screaming profanity at him and calling him a fat bastard over and over again. Mind you, he is Roy "Chubby" Brown!
( , Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:43, closed)
Whenever my grandson tells me a rubbish joke that doesn't make sense and isn't funny at all (often!) I tend to humor him for a while, I just haven't the heart to tell him they're rubbish! Eventually it all gets a bit too much for me to cope with and I always wind up coming round to the distant sound of my own voice coming closer and growing louder, screaming profanity at him and calling him a fat bastard over and over again. Mind you, he is Roy "Chubby" Brown!
( , Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:43, closed)
Well I liked it.
Particularly "like any rational young child he decided that this was a crime that could only be punished by violent stick-based matricide."
( , Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:37, closed)
Particularly "like any rational young child he decided that this was a crime that could only be punished by violent stick-based matricide."
( , Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:37, closed)
The vermin ought to have been killed.
Anything moronic enough to respond to advertising enough to give somebody a hard time ought to be killed and burned.
We should have none of these excuses for animals at all.
( , Tue 14 Jan 2014, 19:06, closed)
Anything moronic enough to respond to advertising enough to give somebody a hard time ought to be killed and burned.
We should have none of these excuses for animals at all.
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