Why I live in Scotland


That's a cheeky wee pint of Schiehallion beside Loch Broom. One of many sharpeners before tramping across six Munros in two days of glorious sunshine - while the less fortunate were watching the Royal bloody Wedding.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:27, 18 replies)

And not because you're Scottish then?

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:32, closed)

What makes it cheeky?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:56, closed)

It's calling your mum a fatty.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:17, closed)

No, that just makes it observant

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:12, closed)

it was only compulsory to watch the wedding in scotland
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:57, closed)

Schiehallion
is good - therefore *click*
( splorp ®, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:14, closed)

I spent the whole royal wedding shitfaced on cheap prosecco
and reclining on a comfortable sofa.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:16, closed)

I spent the whole royal wedding flying to Las Vegas.
The Yanks could barely believe we'd leave our country when such an important event was taking place.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:18, closed)

i was on a cruise ship. with free champagne.
it's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:30, closed)

Internet high 5!

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:36, closed)

also, i was being paid and claimed my expenses back.
BOOM.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08, closed)

On the royal wedding.
Me and my housemate went up Ben Macdui.

Then I nearly killed us trying to get back to Aberdeen before closing time.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:41, closed)

Royal Wedding was spent preparing for a massive BBQ that was happening later in the day
As such, I remember the day fondly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)

Pubs and the countryside
can often be found in close proximity to one another, outside of Scotland.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:31, closed)

Didn't they have a telly in the pub you could have watched the wedding on?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:38, closed)

During the wedding
I unleashed an Elvis killer that blocked my mate's toilet.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:41, closed)

You must be so proud

(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 9:48, closed)

I have also drunk beer and have been to Scotland.

( Zuowan, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 15:40, closed)