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Join our mini Meaning Of Liff project by matching up British villages with experiences and emotions you only have because of the internet and modern life.

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Timperley
The small key-like object supplied with some brands of smartphone to open the sim card slot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:25, Reply)
Mamble (v)
To attempt to refute an accusation of mansplaining with an even longer and more patronising explanation
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:02, Reply)
Roundhay
A person who changes from portrait to landscape mode half way through a video.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:47, 1 reply)
Skipton
The unfinished pint left by a politician after a photo opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:45, Reply)
Hebbing End
the section of a powerpoint presentation that extends beyond the projection surface and instead is projected onto some nearby curtains or ceiling tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:56, Reply)
Clent
The small bits of black stuff that accrue on the feet of a computer mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:04, Reply)
Buxted
A website which has been ruined by bad UX. "Amazon has been buxted since they've started trying to trick users into getting Prime by mistake."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:20, Reply)
Windlesham
Innocuous document left open in second tab, in case one needs to hurriedly close the first
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:48, Reply)
Blandford Forum
otherwise known as mumsnet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:13, Reply)
Cuckfield (n)
Where you type your username on 4chan to log in.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:08, Reply)
Treflach
The unshakeable suspicion that your opponent in online Scrabble is using a website to find their words.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:22, Reply)
Letchworth
The sexy image used for the link to a 'Top fails of 20xx' video which doesn't then appear in the video
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 1 May 2018, 7:27, Reply)
Partrishow (n)
The 30 seconds or so of any YouTube video where the presenter enthusiastically asks you to like, subscribe, comment or basically do *anything* to game YouTube’s algorithms to help them get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:58, Reply)
Totscore
The number of "Likes" on a Facebook post about your baby.
"She looks really cute in this one, got a totscore of 327"
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:16, Reply)
Thimbleby
Someone who tries to make a political point but, upon cross examination, is revealed to have done little or no research into the subject being discussed
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:25, Reply)
Alrewas
The feeling that arises when you go to make an original, incicive, and topical joke on Twitter, but learn that 7300 people have made it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:53, Reply)
Woking
The feeling that you've fundamentally misunderstood an important social issue of the day.

"I'm complely Woking over whether vegans should buy crying children ice cream."
(terryeden, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:37, Reply)
Stalling Busk (n)
The little dots that mean someone else is typing on instant messengers that cause you to either type faster in a desperate attempt to finish what you were damn well saying or just give up and wait for whatever drivel they are on about now.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:15, Reply)
Milford Belper
When you start typing in a site in your work browser with your boss watching and as the suggestions come up you realise to your horror that the browser history has synced with your home browser history.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 May 2018, 10:08, Reply)
Bolventor
Person that complains that Dr Who is ruined after every new doctor is announced.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 May 2018, 7:25, Reply)
Crawley Down
2.4 kbps Estimated time remaining 14.5 hours
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 1 May 2018, 3:32, Reply)
Bedgelert
When you're just about to go to sleep and Donald Trump tweets something insane.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 1 May 2018, 0:44, Reply)
Fakenham
What your wife's been doing with her orgasms all these years.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:50, 1 reply)
Clachnaharry
A person texting in public who hasn't disabled the keyboard noise on their phone
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:34, Reply)
Sticklepath
Someone with a cute avatar who, despite the avatar, writes psychopathic tweets.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:44, Reply)
Rushden
The cupboard you use to store old music formats
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:32, Reply)

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