Pokesdown
Depression caused by mobile game login failure.
( Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:20, Reply)

Coxhoe
App or program to remove unsolicited intimate images of gentleman admirers from your inbox.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:13, Reply)

Faceby
The next big thing as described by a overly excited inventor looking to get a IT contractor to work for equity, as their website will be 'the next/bigger than facebook'. A contraction of Facebook and bye bye.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:08, Reply)

Newton Abbot
(obs). One who believes in the resurrection of Apple's PDA.
( Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:05, Reply)

Lolworth
The act of typing 'lol' despite not actually laughing out loud.
( Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:03, Reply)

Small Dole
Insulting term for internet NEET to young for Jobseekers Allowance
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:59, Reply)

Eastborne
A sense of decay, desolation, or dearth of living as in "I checked Off Topic but the thread was totally Eastborned"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:53, Reply)

Spital-in-the-street
A sensation that you have suddenly realized that you are doing something acutely anti-social in public. Often occurs after spending too much time online, and you have forgotten how to behave IRL.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:51, Reply)

Woking
The act of constructing a fashionable-but-unsophisticated political outlook around articles in Teen Vogue, Now This, and the like.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:46, Reply)

Stockcross
Any bit of watermark remaining after you have tried to Photoshop it out instead of pay for a stock image.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:41, Reply)

Great Rissington
A poorly understood joke.
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:28, 1 reply)

Bushey Heath
When turning your keyboard upside down and tapping, the coagulated fluffballs of hair, crumbs and stray unidentifiable detritus that tumble forth are called "the Bushey Heath"
(ccc, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:22, Reply)

Peppermoore
The act of allowing your kids to watch one more YouTube toy unboxing video before bed.
( christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:20, Reply)

Thanet
The kind of person who joins in when everyone starts thanking someone in a group chat.
( christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:02, Reply)

Gastard
The person who can't seem to get to the point and rambles on for eight paragraphs when a simple pithy comment would quite easily have fulfilled the same function and taken up less of the readers time with unnecessary waffle. Tl;dr: this.
( christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:00, Reply)

Evenlode
When you're at your desk and the parents WhatsApp group starts pinging into life just after school finishes
( christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:57, Reply)

Atch Lench
To live stream a pub fight.
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:57, Reply)

Upper Wellingham (n)
Where Theresa May can shove her immigration policies
( chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:52, Reply)

Muir of Ord
The friend on Facebook, who insists on continually posting those tables that require your initials and day of birth to find out what is your Pokemon/Unicorn/Porn Star/My Little Pony/Third Reich/etc name is
(sharkey 1 post a year Average, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:43, Reply)

Clachnaharry
A person texting in public who hasn't disabled the keyboard noise on their phone
( christhebarker, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:34, Reply)

Stockport
The portliness caused by the over abundance of gravies and/or sauces mechanically injected into non-artisanal pastries.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:20, 1 reply)

Gradbach (n)
Utterly wrong-headed person whom you follow on twitter for reasons that you can only explain by appealing to a very particular kind of opinion-based masochism.

cf Gradbach (v) To follow an utterly wrong-headed person on twitter for reasons that can only be explained by means of an appeal to a very particular kind of opinion-based masochism.
Gradbached The state of having been followed on twitter by someone who thinks you utterly wrong-headed for reasons that can only be explained by means of an appeal to their opinion-based masochism (eg "I think I've been gradbached by @[twittername]".
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:18, Reply)

Brafferton
The act of accidentally turning up in the background of a live outside broadcast whilst wearing a high visibility tabard.

With a lack of available chimney sweeps, a brafferton is now considered an acceptable alternative at contemporary weddings.
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:18, Reply)

Totscore
The number of "Likes" on a Facebook post about your baby.
"She looks really cute in this one, got a totscore of 327"
( eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:16, Reply)

Silloth
A person that goes to a concert and films it with an iPad.
( Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:08, Reply)

Pickett’s Lock (n)
Being unable to remove stray pixels from a photoshop file because they aren’t on the layer you thought they were.

See also: Trinity Gask (n archaic)
Attempting to remove the shadow of the wire in a trinitron monitor that holds the aperture grille in place from a photoshop file, frustrated by the fact it appears between the pixels.
( chthonic, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:04, Reply)

Uig
To click on a link and find something unpleasantly unexpected on the resulting web site.
( eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:01, Reply)

Trumpan
The mental hole one sinks into when checking Twitter in the morning and realising everyone is tweeting about Trump.
"I was hoping for some good jokes or entertaining images, but I logged on and just got trumpan."
( eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 17:59, Reply)