At the Sainsbury's checkout
My daughter suddenly asks in a very loud voice, "Daddy, what's that rude magazine under your bed?".

I have to explain to the checkout assistant that it was, in fact, Viz and not something like BBW Anal Fantasy or Barely Legal (In Spain). And I don't think she believed me.
(rogerzilla, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:31, 8 replies)

Did you go through a whole list of one-handed reading material just to demonstrate it wasn't one of those?
"It's alright love, it isn't any of the following;
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( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:34, closed)

Yes. This really happened.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:30, closed)

Don't you fucking start. We had enough of this shit on page 4.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 22:03, closed)

Careful now.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:05, closed)

Yeah, I didn't believe that there was a magazine called "Barely Legal In Spain", so I had to go and check.
And now I've got that on my google history. I'm blaming you if the police come and kick my door in tonight, you utter cunt.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:47, closed)

I tipped them off that you're hiding maddie under your bed

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:04, closed)

They'd better hurry, there's not much of her left.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:06, closed)

as long as its not your back door......

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:46, closed)