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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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I am generally of the opinion
that any/all "secret societies" are a bit nuts, but from your description I am now happily convinced that Freemasonry is mostly innocuous, warm and furry (like the CoE)
... but still a bit nuts... (well suited to a B3tan then, I suppose).

Good luck on world domination &c.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:17, 3 replies)
I understand the sentiment, but it's going a bit far to claim that all secret societies are dodgy.
In totalitarian or oppressive countries any pro democracy movement will have to spend some time as a secret society.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:26, closed)
Not a secret society
One thing that is made very clear when you join, it's not a secret society, but a society with secrets. Big difference. There's no secrecy about being a member, just some words and handshakes that you have to keep secret.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:34, closed)
that really doesn't make it sound any less weird
to be honest
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:01, closed)
I think it's the whole 'society with certain secrets' thing that gets people a bit miffed
they often question what the secrets are, or why we have them. It's often worth pointing out that any organisation has secrets to a general degree, whether it be in business practices, choosing members, or the way it conducts itself. Doesn't necessarily mean it's dodgy, it's just unique to that particular group.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:02, closed)
Even my cooking club has secrets.
I could tell you my recipe for spaghetti sauce, but then I'd have to kill you.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 21:26, closed)
*takes the risk and asks*
:)
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 23:38, closed)
That's Fine
But freemasonry isn't a secret society
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:23, closed)

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