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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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ever noticed how in lifts, the 9 is either directly about or below the 11???? Lift manufacturers are all terrorists...

The fact that there is only one monopoly commission?

My favorite... Stephen hawkins is not intellegent, he has been programmed that way by Bill Gates...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 3:40, 6 replies)
many of these lifts are made by Schindler, which always makes me laugh.

"Hey look, we're in Schindler's Lift!"
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 8:32, closed)
We have that company
come and service our lifts too.

Always rasies a smile.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 11:58, closed)
Interesting thing about Stephen Hawkins
A lot of Americans think he is an American because he 'talks' with an American accent.

Anyway, he's probably just lazy (reference to Brass Eye)
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:15, closed)
My favourite Stephen Hawkins fact
is that his surname is Hawking.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:59, closed)
^ this
Perhaps less the "fucktard" and plus a "muppet".
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:52, closed)
You sure?
I thought I knew how to spell his and Ienstein's correctly?
Learn to spell the name of one of the greatest physhicists of all time or just shut the fuck up.
Yes, it bothers me that much.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 19:26, closed)

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