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and when questioned as to why, reply "Cos"...
( , Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

is a convincing way of fooling people that you are a hermaphrodite and do indeed posses a knob and a Vagiiiinnnaaaaa
( , Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

of simulating a fall from a high building
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( , Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:23, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

assert your alpha-male attributes and superiority over other road-users by aggressively tail-gating, dangerously overtaking and cutting into/up traffic with impunity. Assuming the standard ‘right hand at the 12 o’clock’ position on the steering wheel is a must...
( , Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:21, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 18:24, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Current scandal not going to bring down the right wing government after all?
Drop it like a hot potato.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

full of loose change, scaffold poles, steam irons and biscuit tin lids make a cheap replacement for hiring an 'Industrial Metal' band.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

who enquire as to whether you use "social media", by proclaiming that you watch TV down the pub...
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)

makes it feel like someone else wrote it.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)

by reading all 487 newsletters or all 4572 top tips
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:53, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Confuse and irritate right-on feminist friends by watching this video through headphones. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSXDCMSlv_I
With the sound it's a feminist critique of advertising images of women. Without it, it's a slideshow of sexy ladees in their underwear.
When challenged, remove headphones and give 'em a withering look.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

why not try shitting your self for a change
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( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

makes a quick and easy way to paint the room a nice polka dot pattern.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:10, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

into thinking that a 1984-style Totalitarian state is slowly becoming reality by voting Tory last year.
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( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:53, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

into thinking that a 1984-style Totalitarian state is slowly becoming reality by adding ‘plus’ or ‘doubleplus’ to the beginning of a word to make it positive, eg. ‘good’, to replace ‘very good’, ‘excellent’ and ‘splendid’.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

By using them as paperweights instead of pen holders.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:47, Reply)

into thinking that a 1984-style Totalitarian state is slowly becoming reality by adding ‘un’ to the beginning of a word to make it negative, eg. ‘uncold’ replaces ‘warm’.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 8:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Help your husband sleep by sucking him off at bedtime.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:17, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

into thinking that a 1984-style Totalitarian state is slowly becoming reality by forming adjectives with the addition of –ful to the noun-verb, so that ‘sharp’ becomes ‘knifeful’.
( , Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

so when you have to change a puncture you are 1/2 as likely to get hit by another vehicle. 14,000,000 to one winning the lottery versus 1/2 the chance someone will run you down in Chingford. Much better bang for your buck and you only have to do it once.
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then it is you who needs help
now where is my ginger whoopee cushion?
( , Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Obsessing about Rebekah Brooks' nakedness isn't creepy, at all. Oh, no, not at all.
( , Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

into thinking that a 1984-style Totalitarian state is slowly becoming reality by forming adverbs with the addition of –wise to the noun-verb, so that ‘sharply’ becomes ‘knifewise’.
( , Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
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