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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Simply enter the make/model/reg into webuyanycar, for free, and they will refuse to buy it if there is outstanding finance or its a bit dodgy.
( , Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:29, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

by coughing and spluttering and sneezing for a couple of days, and then calling in sick.
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

one way of helping to soothe it is to keep on going. Semen will help wash away the capsaicin. Added win: her fanny will feel extra warm for you too from all the blood flowing to the inflamed tissues.
Just be sure that it was done accidentally lest she rip your nadgers off like a paper towel.
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

By putting photos of them up on facebook every five fucking minutes
( , Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:31, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If this makes you hungry you can then eat it.
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Lose weight by moving more, eating non processed food and not drinking alcohol
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:03, Reply)

Middle Eastern police - you don't have to break up riots with nasty old tear gas. Why not take a more homeopathic approach to irritating the lachrymatory response- read all the protesters a sad story about a scared lost kitten who has just seen its mummy run over by a motorbike and it doesn't know how to get home.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Is an excellent way to get asked to leave boring dinner parties.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Makes it taste delicious!
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

By killing yourself.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

When reheated using a George Foreman grill or similar. Try it next time you have left over Pizza Hut / Dominos. The cheese goes all crispy.
( , Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Save money on expensive breast reduction surgery by simply asking people to look at your breasts through wrong way round binoculars.
( , Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Avoid expensive breast surgery (and the potential hazards of exploding implants) by simply asking people to look at your breasts through binoculars.
( , Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

by changing everyone's icon to a heart
Oh wait, you did
( , Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

( , Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Signed Whitney Houston.
( , Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)

By registering on Sickidates just to pass the time, going no further, and enjoy being bombarded with emails you cant stop, at all hours of the day and night, no matter what you do. This works best with a blackberry or other push email mobile phone. You can then enjoy being awoken with a random message from a posible match in a country you have never been, or have any interest in going to. Even more fun when your missus or girlfriend gets to your phone first.
Fucking fantastic.
( , Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Give the fish telescopes and get them to look through the wrong end at the jumpers.
( , Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Boil them for ninety minutes.
( , Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

By simply dressing them in unwanted Christmas jumpers. And snorkels.
( , Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

by keeping them in boiling water.
( , Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)

By keeping the water temperature above freezing by simply dropping in an electric heater, thus avoiding poisoning them with glycol anti-freeze
( , Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:42, Reply)

by adding 20% glycol anti-freeze to the pool.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Make your affliction pay by advertising yourself as a "Blue" comedian.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:49, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

by simply refusing to offically recognise the law of Her Majesty's Government.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

to hide the fact that the police force is hopeless at apprehending criminals and just hopes that people are too stupid to realise they can probably get away with doing anything they want.
( , Tue 7 Feb 2012, 3:28, Reply)

by watching any Adam Sandler movie.
( , Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

By not leaving hot cross buns on the windowsill.
( , Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
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