If you like the taste of gingernuts but don't like their hardness
Store them in a biscuit tin with some digestives, leave them for a week and then let your housemates eat the gingernuts. The digestives will taste just like gingernuts and you won't have to run the risk of breaking your teeth.
(mmm....beer, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 22:38, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

or
just leave them out on a plate: they'll soon go soft.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:06, Reply)

or dip them in tea.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Or get your housemates to chew them up and spit them in your mouth.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Like some sort
of biscuity snowballing.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Best of all the Super Mario games.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

wait a moment
I thought they were hard like rocks so that you ated them with tea. The tea making them nicely soft and chewy and tea flavoured.

This is life's greatest pleasure, shirley?
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 2:40, Reply)