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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Be passive aggressive to birdsBy putting out nets of peanuts and seeds and bird feeders with those fat-balls in.
And then a few days later, buy a cat.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:57,
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why not put the cat in the bag with the fat ballls ?thus completing the circle life in swift go
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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you have to lull them into a false sense of security firstMy cat now sleeps on the birdtable. Saves me a fortune in bird seed
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I wouldn't mind giving my fat balls to a bird ... If you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33,
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:48,
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As overheard in a pet shop once,be very careful in your pronunciation when asking for Niger seeds for the Goldfinches.
God bless little old ladies.
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