if forced to crap in a convenience that looks so filthy that you could catch 17 diseases just by looking at it
flush the bog with your elbow, as at no point in the near future will your elbow touch your mouth or your eyes. Also for preference, don't touch the door handle (if it has one) as this is what people touch after wiping their dirty arsehole but before washing their hands (if they bother at all).
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 10:36, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I tend to use my foot to flush.
I lift the seat with my foot also.
I doubt there's anything on the flush or the underside of the seat which could be worse than what is on the floor. It also means you've not just dabbed the elbow of your shirt/sweatshirt/jumper/jacket/.../or, worse, a cut on your elbow on the flush.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I use the foot as well
it makes sense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)

true,
but you ARE a paranoid skitzo though.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I am impressed that you also have the foot dexterity to do that
just thought I was the only weirdster to operate in unconventional standing-on-one-foot-pick-up-sock-with-other-foot-and-transport-to-waiting-hand.

Bravo!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

i would rather just shit my self in this situation

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)