Even if you want to reminisce over an 80s buddy show between a trucker and his chimp friend
It's best not to ask for a video of 'BJ and the Bear' if the video store has blacked out windows and is in a seedy suburb of Hamburg. The results may be somewhat unexpected (and subtitled).
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:25, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This for the newsletter

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

oh, YOU!
(looks away coyly)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Do they subtitle porn?
Is someone watching it for the stories?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

why yes yes they do
this one one time in church camp

etc etc
add clergy joke
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:18, Reply)

Not only that

www.pornfortheblind.org
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Why did my inner voice
read that sounding like someone begging on the street? Approaching people, holding out their hand and asking "Porn for the blind"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:02, Reply)