Even if you are desperate

Never smoke a bong full of cheese, trust me.

Oh and if you do, remeber that a large Carlesberg china ash tray from the pub is not only far to small to catch the resulting spew, but will actually act like a parabolic amplifier spreading chunder all over you and the room.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:57, 4 replies, latest was 18 years ago)

Nevr smoke a bong full of cheese, eh?
Oddly, that wasn't all that high on the list of things I want to try before I die...

What on god's good Earth made you try it?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:45, Reply)

No not me

i was holding the ashtray. And he wasn't trying it, it was his party trick and had been done many times before.

I believe it started when he was too far gone to know what was going on and someone else helpfully packed the bong with some wensleydale.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:31, Reply)

And one has to ask
Why????????
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:44, Reply)

Wendsleydale?
This sounds like Wallace and Grommit gone horribly wrong
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:35, Reply)