Baby wipes
They are brilliant - I keep a pack everywhere. Wipe down the car interior, clean laptops, clean remote controls and if you're a man, mastabatory excretion. You can't get a more versatile product.
(52486 office lolled on, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 15:31, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I can just picture the advert voiceover -
"Babywipes. They can even get the mastabatory excretion out of your car interior."
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Sorry to burst your very clean bubble
but i have some thing that cleans even better than baby wipes and is infinitely more versatile

my wife has ocd
and when it comes to blowjobs no mess no fuss
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Cleaning up ejaculate with baby wipes?
Are you trying to trip the nonce alarm?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:01, Reply)

Pssst, Munchy, I think she might be a girl
They can be a bit noncey.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Have I been mixing up noncery
and maternal instinct? Oh dear.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Hahaha
"Mothers - cleaning up ejaculate since 1783"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

A woman's work is never done.

( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)

/\ what face filler said/\

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)