Does it have to be because there
is a dog shitting on my lawn, or can I just go and do it anyway?
(username failed moderation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Again, it's up to you.
If there are no dogs, I like to add a little something by leaping out playing the saxophone, with my willy painted a matching silver.

You may want to adapt this for your own needs.
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

can i also do this to those bastards that keep dropping rubber bands on path?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Ask him nicely, and the postie might help you out with a semen donation.
More fool him...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

can i get special delivery with that ?
or would i need to buy an other service to make it up to the value he asks for?.
Also would there be option for early delivery ?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Oh, certainly
and there is the added bonus that placing a rubber band around the base of your wanger makes it look terrifically big and meaty.
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)