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Stop dogs shitting on your lawn
by hanging a UV light over your door, smearing your face with semen, and leaping out from the bushes naked, with an erection every time a dog walks near.
That's how I stopped them*.
*up to 100% true
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
by hanging a UV light over your door, smearing your face with semen, and leaping out from the bushes naked, with an erection every time a dog walks near.
That's how I stopped them*.
*up to 100% true
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:42, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Depends...
I only have easy access to my own, but if you want to pay a middle aged gigolo with a spray tan to shoot his goo in your face then I'm not here to judge.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I only have easy access to my own, but if you want to pay a middle aged gigolo with a spray tan to shoot his goo in your face then I'm not here to judge.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Does it have to be because there
is a dog shitting on my lawn, or can I just go and do it anyway?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
is a dog shitting on my lawn, or can I just go and do it anyway?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Again, it's up to you.
If there are no dogs, I like to add a little something by leaping out playing the saxophone, with my willy painted a matching silver.
You may want to adapt this for your own needs.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
If there are no dogs, I like to add a little something by leaping out playing the saxophone, with my willy painted a matching silver.
You may want to adapt this for your own needs.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
can i also do this to those bastards that keep dropping rubber bands on path?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Ask him nicely, and the postie might help you out with a semen donation.
More fool him...
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
More fool him...
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
can i get special delivery with that ?
or would i need to buy an other service to make it up to the value he asks for?.
Also would there be option for early delivery ?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
or would i need to buy an other service to make it up to the value he asks for?.
Also would there be option for early delivery ?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Oh, certainly
and there is the added bonus that placing a rubber band around the base of your wanger makes it look terrifically big and meaty.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
and there is the added bonus that placing a rubber band around the base of your wanger makes it look terrifically big and meaty.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
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