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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Having trouble getting the barbecue going?
This is because you suck. Seriously, cave-people managed to get a fire going, and they didn't have access to matches, firelighters, or a Black&Decker anything. Go back indoors, you pathetic wastes of sunlight.Keep a fire-breathing dinosaur on hand, to flame-grill all your food.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 May 2012, 9:34,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Yes they did
I've seen it on The Flintstones.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44,
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I stand corrected.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:41,
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You ought
To see how I wash up afterwards
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:36,
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cave people can now just go to Poundland
and get 7 Bic for a quid.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 May 2012, 18:25,
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And so they should
I don't want them walking around Tesco.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 28 May 2012, 18:43,
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One of the Grumbleweeds will sell you 8 for a quid.
Anyone else remember when it was "two for a pound your gas lighters"?
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:53,
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