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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
You'd have to shut your knackers in the door before you could turn it on though.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 22:02,
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If you've just got out the bath,
then there should be ample loose skin to manage this without much more than a bit of a pinching sensation.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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You'd want to make sure they didn't get caught in the rotating mechanism though
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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I'm not sure it would
really make much difference.
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username failed moderation, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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You'd probably want to prick holes in the scrotum to stop your balls exploding,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:33,
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