Splashback Denied
Always put toilet paper into the bowl before dropping the kids off.

Did it once, and i've never looked back

**apologies if already posted.
(Chojin doesn't know what day of the week it is, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 15:05, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yup
i do that.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:33, Reply)

Good for discreteness too.
I refer to it as a bomb pad.
(Miggyman, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 14:12, Reply)

In holland
They have these toilets where your poo lands on a flat bit and sits there all ceremoniously until you flush so no toilet paper is required to cushion the fall. It great cos it allows you poke your poo without it disintegrating in the water.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:38, Reply)

I used to do this,
until leaner times dictated I was more thrifty with my money. I get less splashback these days though, perhaps cack gets more hydrodynamic as you get older?

Is bog paper ludicrously expensive?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:06, Reply)

Its called a firemans blanket!
Those toilets in Holland are awful! You've gotta sit there with the stench of your shit invading your nostrils. I'd prefer a splashback any day! I believe in some Nordic country 1 splashback is good luck, 2 is bad! Or something like that...
(JonnyWad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:07, Reply)