Government...
Prepare for a yes vote in the forthcoming Scottish independence referendum by rounding up all Scottish people living in England, Wales & Northern Ireland and keeping them in camps, ready for immediate deportation.
( Muns, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:40, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes please, also Hadrian's Wall will need patching up a bit to keep them there

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Emperor Hadrian must have been a very sensible chap.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 19:13, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Prepare for a no vote,
Which is what about 90% of the people who can be bothered to comment are going to do.

The remaining 10% though, to give them credit, are making more than enough screeching noises to make up for the difference. Shame whinging doesn't count as voting, isn't it?
(username failed moderation, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)