When ever you are in the presence of someone who says
"There's nothing worse than......"

Shout loudly "What about a paper cut on your bellend/clit"

Usually shuts them up.
( Peej, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:48, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah
I used to say something like: "Except being left a quadraplegic after a very painful road traffic accident in South America perhaps, or having your bollocks stamped on by an enraged rhinocerous."
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:00, Reply)

...just say
'aids?'
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:03, Reply)

Or
gang rape?
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:20, Reply)

@JohabMorelli
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy it...
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)

or...
Ending up in hell, whilst Satan himself scoops out your eyes with a soldering iron, and then fucks your eye-sockets with a novelty condom covered in rusty razor wire and broken glass. While another demon kicks a biro into your ear.

Followed by circumcision using finest art paper under a shower of lemon-juice.

and trapping your bollocks in a Breville.

I have issues don't I?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:26, Reply)