Contemplating suicide?
go on, do it. Do it now, open up a vein and let the depression flow out.

Do it in a warm bath to make it easier to clean up for your next of kin.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:18, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and for added effectiveness
slice ALONG the vein, not across it
( weaver., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)

Gloating
is a sign of insecurity
(TheBoyTucker, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Nitrogen asphyxiation is supposed to be a quick and painless way to do it.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)

Why not...
jump off a motorway bridge and fuck up everyone else's day that has to travel within a ten mile radius fo your leap.

Don't suffer alone.

Even better aim for a souped up citroen saxo when ya do it
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:13, Reply)

This is no laughing matter!
What with all the emos around you may have just pushed one of them over the edge there! Ah well, at least we wont have to put up with them complaining about how crap their life was even though it wasn't anymore ;)

Wait, I have a fringe across one eye, wear black and listen to MCR and Aiden! Shit! I may just go and kill myself now! Along the vein you say?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:49, Reply)