Bathroom Etiquette
If you can't be arsed to wash your hands after taking a piss, then don't just flush and walk straight out. Everyone will now youre a dirty scrubber and treat you like you have lurgy for the rest of the night.

Instead just stand there for a minute after flushing the bog. Even put the tap on, perhaps even have a quick wank. Everyone will think you're as hygenic as a baby wipe. (Unless you accidently get man milk all over your hands).
(Miggyman, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Sometimes I just put the tap on and stand there...
and part of me think it would be a good idea to actually wash my hands. But I never do.
(Jeremy Paxmans Itchy Gusset, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)

yeah- ive even turned it, on,
then when someone walks in, i walk to the fan and 'dry' my hands...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)

So George Michael possibly isn't bent
Just a dirty scrubber who didn't want to wash his hands.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:53, Reply)