The Sound of Getting the Fuck Out of Bed
Instead of having an annoying ringing alarm clock, wake up to music.
Your iPod or mobile phone probably has an alarm function, and it's a much, much nicer way to start the day.
( owensanity, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:07, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

or...
Wake up to the sound of the Church bells over the road that ring 50 fucking times every Saturday and Sunday morning at 8.30am sharp.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Or
The Salvation Army open-air brass band practice.

Was actually quite pleasant the first half-dozen or so times.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:42, Reply)

Condition yourself
to fill up with dread and hate to the tune of your favorite song by setting your alarm to play said song and have it wake you up, every morning.
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)

True this
That's why i don't use songs i really like. For some reason the theme to True Romance is the only song that never seems to get old.
( owensanity, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:29, Reply)

I found this
Getting up to Paranoid by Black Sabbath every day wasn't so fun.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:44, Reply)

or stay awake
listening to snow plows all night
(knackerz is skinning up, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Quieter music
Wakes you up gently, try putting the Dexter Soundtrack on your alarm clock, to caress you awake for a day full of "the usual"
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:51, Reply)

or pick the right radio station...
... hence I was once woken up to Ministry's "Jesus built my hotrod" at 6:55am.

Thanks Mark F and 4ZZZ!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:57, Reply)