Can't find the fanny on a fat chick?
Starting at the belly button and working your way down, simply put your finger in each fold of fat and then lick your finger afterwards.
When you taste shit, just go back one!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 16:26, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Class!
Just pure class! Have a click!
(The Stig, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Or
roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Or ask her to fart to give you a clue as to its general location.

Dr S
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I'm gonna
try that, just as soon as i get full access to a fat chick
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Aint got the rights, eh?
Do you currently merely have read-only access?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Some people just exude class.
Quality tip.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:52, Reply)

initially i laughed
but then thought, if it gets you off does it really matter where you stick it? she probably wont feel it having already passed out
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)